Ha.

You constantly beg, and yet when I offer, you refuse?

shavingryansprivates:

if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight

my friend lost his mobile the other day so i asked if he wanted me to phone him and he said it was on silent so there was no way of finding it and i said well if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it 

he didn’t laugh and he didn’t find his phone

(Source: snoopdeer)

commanderinqueef:

the blogger stepped out of his house

the sun hit his face

he stepped back into the house

This is killing me inside.

Can’t you tell?

I’ll just have to continue to smile and act like everything’s okay

I want somebody to hug me and tell me I’m going to be okay. But nobody else is home and I’m feeling more alone than ever.

Let’s just say I’m super über duper looking forward to next week’s young life

Holy hot tamales I am so extremely attracted to you.

The last hour and a half in Ashland was the best. Aside from Romeo’s abs